The underground wall street at UHS

At the age of 14, a group of 5 freshmen have decided to band together to start their own corporation.

The ringleader/CEO, who prefers to be anonymous, said he had one goal in mind when starting the business: money. He also had only one product in mind: Pop Tarts!

This business has two faces: distributing and supplying. The supplier buys boxes of Pop Tarts in bulk from his secret source (Walmart), then evenly distributes them to his distributors. The four distributors sell these tarts for $1 standard MSRP.

The big question is if selling food products at school is moral and hygienic?

For Kelby Shroeder, friend of the employees, the answer is a resounding yes!

“As long as they aren’t licking the packages, and selling safely, it’s fine with me,” he said.

Shroeder wholly supports a business run by “a young entrepreneur selling a consumer good for an honest day’s profit.”

Although this company may have many upsides, it still has some shortcomings for the consumer.

One consumer was concerned about the supply of the company, asking, “What if I buy out all the supply in one day?”

To which the ringleader responded, “I mean, this bozo isn’t going to buy our whole stock in a day.”

Another alleged problem of the company connected to the supply is, it rarely resupplies.

According to the supplier/ringleader, he only resupplies “Every weekend…if I remember.”

Unfortunately for many consumers, the last resupply was 1 and a half weeks ago, leaving many consumers distraught and displeased with the business and suffering from the severe symptoms of poptart withdrawal.

Although they may not be on the stock market yet, feel free to invest in them, and get 2 pop tarts while you’re at it!