You’re welcome, ladies: UHS girls’ bathroom guide

1st Floor

P.E Bathroom:

Usually this bathroom smells bad, but all the sinks work and they have paper towels, so there’s that. While the toilets, on the other hand have some problems, especially with the handicapped bathroom not being able to close all the way. The bathroom isn’t always clean and sometimes the smell is too bad, so I have to give it a 3.5/10.

Driver’s Ed Bathroom:

Last year this bathroom was locked a lot, but this year it hasn’t been. Sometimes it has a little smell to it, but nothing too bad. It usually has at least 1 or 2 toilets that just never work, and people don’t clean up after themselves. But they have paper towels and the mirror is very good, so overall I give it a 6/10!

Lunch Bathroom:

This one doesn’t smell at all! The big bathroom is broken, but still useful. The room itself is not very big, but has a nice mirror. The door doesn’t close without someone closing it, and it’s pretty packed most hours. Yet, it has paper towels so it gets a 8/10.

2nd Floor

English Bathroom

The toilets don’t work as well, and there is only one working sink. It always stinks in there for some reason. It’s often dirty and has no paper towels so it gets a 1/10. Personally, I would never use this bathroom, even for emergencies!

Windows Bathroom

Only 2 out of 4 sinks in the bathroom work and it usually does stink in there. Sometimes one toilet doesn’t work. The handicapped bathroom is blocked off from time to time because of vandalism. This bathroom is usually used to do hair or look at yourself and do TikToks because of all the space and natural lighting from the wall-to-wall windows. This pushes it up, so it gets a 5/10 for the natural lighting being so good!

3rd Floor

Math Bathroom

The mirror is very nice and the toilets are only sometimes dirty. It never really smells bad, but it isn’t visually appealing. Sometimes it’s scary because of the bad lighting. But it’s very spacious, so I give it a 5/10 for no paper towels (if you can’t tell already, paper towels are very important to me!).

The Good Bathroom (if you know, you know)

It never stinks and is always clean except for a very small occasional flood in the second stall. Both sinks work. Nobody is ever really in there and it has a decent amount of lighting. There’s not a ton of space, but that’s okay since it shows this one is more of a secret. 9/10 and the best bathroom at UHS!