Is Charlie Sheen Really Winning?

He’s winning… In his own way
Tiger blood, Adonis DNA, and fire breathing fists, with these powers combine we create Charlie Sheen.
The actor and star of the now axed sitcom “Two and a Half Men” has gone from rough party man to an insane, babbling quote machine. All the winning in the world couldn’t help this guy.
Charlie Sheen has always been seen in a controversial light with his wild parties, multiple divorces, and drug abuse allegations. The alleged spousal beatings by exes and “adult film actresses” also haven’t helped. Lately the eyes of the people have been on him because of his drug use allegations, rapid physical and mental deterioration, and odd interviews. Watching someone fall from so high is always tragic, but he might as well be falling with a clown nose on because he’s making it really hard not to laugh.
Sheen made himself somewhat of a comedic fad with his quotes about all of his “Winning!” to the “tiger’s blood” supposedly running through his veins and how his mind doesn’t work in a way our terrestrial realm can process. Sheen has made everyone so confused. We’re laughing with him and at him as he gives serious interviewers bizarre answers.
All of the crazy stuff started when he was supposedly going into rehab and putting his show on hiatus. After the ins and outs, he and Warner Bros. started fighting over his mental and physical state after a hospital event. Charlie Sheen then made the unfortunate mistake of demanding a raise, which would make the highest paid television star even richer. He asked for three million per episode instead of the reported 1.8 million he already receives for starring in “Two and a Half Men”, a popular comedy created by an Urbana High School alum.
In return CBS dropped Charlie Sheen completely and has put the show to an end indefinitely.
Everyone seems to have an opinion on Sheen now. Whether you think him a drug addicted crazed man, a normal guy going through a rough patch, or some super comedic genius, everyone who knows who he is and what he’s up to has an opinion.
UHS Senior Kyle Silver said, “He has no problems, he’s awesome and needs to continue being awesome.”
On another more extreme note, Junior Cameron Mooney is comparing him to messiah. Mooney said “Charlie Sheen is a god; we are the wrong ones in this situation. Jesus was some hippie until we crucified him, and the same situation is going on right now.”
An extreme view like this is just part of Sheen’s fan following after his quotes went viral causing internet memes and Saturday Night Live skits alike.
With CBS looking for replacements, Charlie Sheen raving and raging on CBS and everyone involved with his latest downfalls- his life is a mess. He lost custody of his two twin boys, his lost his job and credibility, and he now has a housing arrangement with his goddesses (a.k.a. Adult Film Actresses). He’s sure making a great show of how sane he is.
Consistently saying he’s clean and sane is going well for Sheen, he’s definitely bi-winning, and his tiger’s blood is making him that much more popular along with his twitter world record of getting 1,000,000 followers the fastest. He’s by far the most popular man in the media now days. He’ll keep on winning until his fists aren’t breathing fire and he realizes he’s not all that.